Luggage…

“Hey’ said the tooth brush to the bottle of soap “are you coming too?

‘Yes and so are these guys” the bottle of soap replied, pointing to the make-up bag, needle and thread, large water/tea cup, mp3 player and so many other guys.

“Hey” they all said to them in greeting.

“Must be a long trip” needle said. “she has barely touched me in months, I guess I may get lucky on the trip”.

Three days later, they were all back. “Why did she even bother to take us all?” One of the pairs of shoes asked rhetorically.

"My philosophy is 'travel aggressively.' Otherwise, you get taken advantage of," - Paris Geller (Gilmore Girls)